Swansea unveil new mascot

In line with a new footballing initiative whereby team mascots must be as attractive as the city they represent, Swansea have unveiled Graham the goblin this evening.

He has a lot of teeth, for a Jack.

Oh god, the FA will deduct 99 points for that apparently

I've seen much worse in a dress on the Kingsway

Valley Trash wrote:I've seen much worse in a dress on the Kingsway

I hope you asked for its number?

I had a dream/glimpse into the future last night in which the newly promoted premiership Cardiff played Swansea at the Liberty. The stadium was packed, and me and my friends could only find seats in a stand which for no apparent reason had all its chairs facing the wrong way. So we all sat there straddling our chairs backwards, hurling old boots at the Swansea fans that were left for us under the chairs (this is one of these dreams where it all makes perfect sense at the time) and cheering on the team.

The match was a 2-0 win for Cardiff, Gunnarrson with a free kick that started at the corner flag but curled a good 30 metres into the top corner, and then a Velikonja volley from outside the box. (At this point it was obviously a dream so I woke up)