Ronaldo wants to go back to Fergie

Well it looks like a paupers fee of £250,000 per week will be taking the leg shaving, fake tan wearing, androgynous narcissist Cristiano Ronaldo back into the clutches of General purple nose, aka Sir Alex of Fergyshire.

Paris St-Germain are going to offer him a modest £500,000 per week to see if he could be arsed to join them for such a modest pay rise but rumours abound that he is going to say no to the cheese eating surrender monkeys for a reunion with his friends, including Wayne 'spud head' Rooney.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/sport/football/4821580/Cristiano-Ronaldo-willing-to-take-Man-United-pay-cut.html

We really are "all in it together" when footballers have to take pay cuts just to play where they like. These are dark, dark days.

I feel for him, I really do. How can he live on such pittance? That's barely enough to live these days