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Postthewelshfella Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:19 pm

At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Scouse bloke - 6ft 5 and 18 stone. He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and obviously gay
man walks in and sits beside him. After three or four beers the gay man finally plucks up the courage to say something to the big Liverpudlian.

Leaning over towards the Scouser he whispers, "Do you want a blow-job?"

At this the massive Merseysider leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stootl. He proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and battered in the car park and returning to his seat. Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer.

"I've never seen you react like that," he says, "just what did he say to you?"

"I'm not sure," the big Scouser replies, "something about a job."
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PostRhys Wed Feb 06, 2013 10:26 pm

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PostMrs Steve R Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:16 am

What's a burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant woman got in common?



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PostG-ster Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:22 am

What will happen to the man wanking over women in Welsh soap operas?

He'll Pobol y Cwm.

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PostMrs Steve R Thu Feb 07, 2013 1:23 am

G-ster wrote:What will happen to the man wanking over women in Welsh soap operas?

He'll Pobol y Cwm.

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