No show snow day

Turning slushy already by the looks of it, buses running, haven't seen any comedy pedestrian falls yet, Sky TV reception buggered probably due to lightly dusted dish so no way of knowing what the rest of South Wales is like.... Off to work for me

What a let down. What am my supposed to do with my cow now?

Fackin trecherous up yur In the valleys,

I take it back... just driven up the Ely bypass and up the M4... gonna need my driver seat valeted... jackknifed artics all over the shop

Rhys wrote:What a let down. What am my supposed to do with my cow now?

I have three magic beans if you're interested in a swap?

Well it is panto season...

You never know you may have a large vegetable style plant advanture and meet Frazier Campbell the 6'7'' giant

Well guys, I manned up and put every ounce of my energy and strength into it, and despite everyone saying It was impossible and too dangerous...I managed to log into the forum!

I'm glad you could make it red!

Snowed In
Rich Man's Log, Friday, January 18, 11am

Woke this morning by the sound of children playing, tried to summon butler to quiet them or have them arrested, bell was frozen, cord broken. Bed so cold, fire hasn't been stoked since at least 4am, lazy staff to blame no doubt.

Currently searching for glass of sherry, port, maybe even a claret. Mustache in desperate need of waxing....

nickfantana wrote:Snowed In
Rich Man's Log, Friday, January 18, 11am

Woke this morning by the sound of children playing, tried to summon butler to quiet them or have them arrested, bell was frozen, cord broken. Bed so cold, fire hasn't been stoked since at least 4am, lazy staff to blame no doubt.

Currently searching for glass of sherry, port, maybe even a claret. Mustache in desperate need of waxing....

Try setting fire to an owl or an ocelot or a lesser beast from your menagerie to warm up the bed room... other than that ignite the lazy feckless butler when the bounder steps over the threshold.... that'll teach him a lesson that plastic surgery will need to correct