No Weather Thread Yet?

[nickfantanaAcademy Player]

Surely with Snowpocalypse coming tomorrow morning, there should be a weather thread. I'm considering going to Tesco and looking for a sled...

Anyone care to make snowfall predictions?

[The TonkerNational Legend]

There will be snow. Probably quite a lot of it. I'm feeling quite flakey at the thought......

[G-sterClub Legend]

My predictions:

At the first sighting of a snowflake the Valleys bints in work will be trying to bugger off home early.

There will be scenes reminiscent of the Apocalypse in Tesco Metro on the way home.

[The TonkerNational Legend]

I think the snow will be arriving in droves from the early hours onwards, right through the morning rush hour and on towards lunch time. So I suspect the bints won't even make it into work.

Definitely a shortage of milk in the supermarkets. Why is it always milk?

[RhysGlobal Superstar]

I've built an underground shelter and have my own cow to milk. Weather won't better me I tell you!

[The TonkerNational Legend]

So, milk shortages are down to people hoarding the cows in underground shelters?

[Valley TrashGlobal Superstar]

Bread, milk, cake and lube all gone from Leckwith Asda... Toast, tea, cake and shagging on the cards for tomorrow round my parts... Up my avenue... Somewhere close

[Arkay DubyaGlobal Superstar]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIEEEEE!!*







(*excludes those outside The Valleys)

[Valley TrashGlobal Superstar]

WE'RE ALL GONNA DIIIIIEEEEE!!*







(*excludes those outside The Valleys)

WE'RE ALL CALLED DAAAAAAIIIIIII!!*





(*includes those outside The Valleys)

[nickfantanaAcademy Player]

I bought milk today but I had it delivered rather than going to the shop....so to make up for it, I shoved the delivery man and grabbed it right out of his hands. Almost as satisfying.

[Happy DaysTeam Captain]

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGHH!! Get bread, get milk AAAAAAAAARRRRGGHH!! I bloody hate snow, but what I hate worse is the uncertainty. Do you head to work, it's ok in my street but what's it like on the motorway, what's it like where I'm going, what if it gets worse and I can't get back??? I'll tel you what snow is, it's a king size pain in the s**t chute.

[Valley TrashGlobal Superstar]

I bought milk today but I had it delivered rather than going to the shop....so to make up for it, I shoved the delivery man and grabbed it right out of his hands. Almost as satisfying.

That's the spirit have your own personal panic buying on a one to one basis with a travellng stranger on the comfort of your own doorstep... There's a door to door Cabbage Patch doll, Tracy Island, articulated Buzz Lightyear and Furby salesman doing the rounds... I'll send him your way

[RhysGlobal Superstar]

AAAAAAARRRRRRGGHH!! Get bread, get milk AAAAAAAAARRRRGGHH!! I bloody hate snow, but what I hate worse is the uncertainty. Do you head to work, it's ok in my street but what's it like on the motorway, what's it like where I'm going, what if it gets worse and I can't get back??? I'll tel you what snow is, it's a king size pain in the s**t chute.

I can't help but fully agree with you!

I hate driving in heavy snow. My wife is now 5 days overdue and it would be bloody typical if the baby decides to come tomorrow! I really hope he/she doesn't!

[Valley TrashGlobal Superstar]

I'm looking forward to making a snowman and a snowdog with knitted socks for ears and spending a magical night at the North Pole dancing with a variety of snow characters until the sun comes up and the magic spell is broken... When I realise I've taken bad acid and wake up semi naked with frost bite in the company of hobos... but the dog has become real... and is licking my nads

[Slimfrog's Son™Global Superstar]

My assumption is that it will be like the film The Road, and all wildlife and plant life will cease to exist, meaning humans will be forced to cannibalise each other. Then the snow will melt and the survivors will feel a bit silly.

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