I'm sick of Arkay's rabid homophobia

There's just no need for it in this day and age. Maybe it was the done thing in the 70's but people are a bit more sensitive in modern times.


Don't get him started on immigrants either

Yeah, me too! That guy is THE worst.

Absolutely nothing wrong with rabbits. They're quite tasty.

It's the animal cruelty that gets me. Smoking is bad for humans never mind monkeys..

Won't anyone think about the animals?!

I think monkeys are included in the ban on smoking in public places. I've never seen one light up, anyway.

I tried smoking a monkey in a public place once, but had a hell of job to get it properly alight.......

Just set the whole tree on fire

I was accused of being homophobic as I shouted down the street, but they soon changed their tune when I brought that burglar to justice, and returned all the turds he'd stolen.

G-ster wrote:I was accused of being homophobic as I shouted down the street, but they soon changed their tune when I brought that burglar to justice, and returned all the turds he'd stolen.

Seems like we're both misunderstood G-ster. I was accosted by some very angry citizens when I tried to gain the attention of the gentleman who enthusiastically packs boxes in the local fudge factory

Colonel Cardiffi wrote:There's just no need for it in this day and age. Maybe it was the done thing in the 70's but people are a bit more sensitive in modern times.


Don't get him started on immigrants either

Quite right Colonel. There'll be no poofs and screaming benders on here if he carries on.

Arkay v2.0 wrote:

G-ster wrote:I was accused of being homophobic as I shouted down the street, but they soon changed their tune when I brought that burglar to justice, and returned all the turds he'd stolen.

Seems like we're both misunderstood G-ster. I was accosted by some very angry citizens when I tried to gain the attention of the gentleman who enthusiastically packs boxes in the local fudge factory

I encountered the same problem whilst alerting someone about the work of a skilled horticulturalist who works on steep inclines.

If there are two things I really will not tolerate on public message baords it's racial discrimination and foreigners!!!

I hate the discriminatory terms he uses. Marmite miner, chutney ferret and player of the pink oboe are all names I don't want to see him use again. We need to stop Arkay before he changes his avatar to a swastika

The Tonker wrote:Absolutely nothing wrong with rabbits. They're quite tasty.

Very true. I had a rabbit stew once in a restaurant but had to sent it back because it had a hare in it.

Stop bloody groaning you lot!! Things will be a lot worse if Uncle Bob turns up on our doorstep with his joke book.

Slumdog's Son wrote:I hate the discriminatory terms he uses. Marmite miner, chutney ferret and player of the pink oboe are all names I don't want to see him use again. We need to stop Arkay before he changes his avatar to a swastika

Are we going to get uniforms. I like uniforms. It's time we had a new world order and goose steps