You know it's late when...

President Obama logs on...

G'day mr president. Any more drunken late night women troubles you want to share. You can tell us and we will help you (advice and day). We also won't tell a soul.

I think you'll find that the AM is referred to as early.

Not anymore scandals yet to break to you but their should be some interesting gossip coming from the senate within the next few weeks now if you don't mind I have to go and play some late night, oh i mean early morning croquet, with these strippers my wife.

Feck I knew it... Naked croquet... Smashing your balls in the oval office...