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PostArkay Dubya Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:17 am

With the ill behaviour afro



Guess whose back? 3210875682 Guess whose back? 3210875682 Guess whose back? 3210875682

That's right - it's me!

My crazy work schedule has died down to normal levels and I can now return to useless online pontificating.

What did I miss? Anything interesting? I didn't bother checking the Peterboro score as I assumed we won 6-0 with a hat-trick from Gordon Mitch.

What happened at the RBMB drinks? Did anybody do anything criminal? WHERE ARE THE PHOTOS?? Guess whose back? 904430666

Also, you all missed my birthday. I hold Barry the Moose personally responsible for not organising a card and a whip around.


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PostRhys Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:26 am

Wahey!!! Guess whose back? 3640184800 Guess whose back? 3210875682


Welcome back Arkay.

A) Umm...yes, we stuffed Posh...don't you worry yourself about that one. It's ok - the points are in the bag.

B) Rumour has it that Malky is looking to cash in Mitch - apparently wants to run his contract down. Rumour has it that Barca and Real Madrid are in a heated bidding war behind closed doors.


How did we miss your birthday? Guess whose back? 2925389657 Not another one who hasn't put their DOB on their profile!
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PostArkay Dubya Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:40 am

Ohhh riiiight! So, now it's MY fault you all missed my birthday?

First dinner, now this? Rhys, I'm beginning to think you don't love me anymore?
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PostToast Boy Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:41 am

Great to have you back Arkay. Guess whose back? 1525230823
Just in time for tomorrow night's awards too. Get your speeches ready just in case.
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PostArkay Dubya Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:45 am

Hmmm, not great with speeches. Can I use peaches instead?

coat


(I apologise my puns have not improved in my absence)
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PostCaldi Blue Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:48 am

Oh look who it is, look who's back just in time for the awards, been out canvassing have we lad? Gonna look a bit silly if you don't pick up at least 3 awards now sonny.
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PostRhys Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:49 am

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PostArkay Dubya Wed Dec 19, 2012 8:56 am

Caldi Blue wrote:Oh look who it is, look who's back just in time for the awards, been out canvassing have we lad? Gonna look a bit silly if you don't pick up at least 3 awards now sonny.

Resorting to a smear campaign at the death are we Caldi? It's ok, I've already slipped a few stories about you to the National Press about your "midnight liaisons" with Alan Tate, a well-hung donkey and a tub of "I Can't Believe It's Not Lubricant!" in a car park in Port Talbot... Twisted Evil
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PostCaldi Blue Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:02 am

Hmm, are you saying Alan Tate AND a well hung donkey, or Alan Tate - a well hung donkey?
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PostArkay Dubya Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:04 am

Perhaps you should tell me Lad? Guess whose back? 4228682415
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PostValley Trash Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:33 am

Welcome home fella...

The Christmas bash sort of fizzled out with just me and Tache conspiring to avoid each other on the day...

We have agreed that we should reconvene in January as a RBMB awards after party... A bit like Swifty Lazar's Oscars after party but just a lot more shite
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PostCaldi Blue Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:34 am

My lips are as sealed the awards envelopes which Rhys currently possesses, you will have to wait to read the bloids tomorrow morning.
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PostArkay Dubya Wed Dec 19, 2012 9:36 am

Valley Trash wrote:Welcome home fella...

The Christmas bash sort of fizzled out with just me and Tache conspiring to avoid each other on the day...

We have agreed that we should reconvene in January as a RBMB awards after party... A bit like Swifty Lazar's Oscars after party but just a lot more shite

Yes! January RBMB Bash! Now that I can do especially as I will be spending more time in the Motherland around then.
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