IF The world was to end...

do u honestly think they would put it all over the news and nasa to make a a statement? It would be murder....

Or do u think that nasa would tell us?



(oh btw i dont think the world is going to end)

Who says it will be NASA that has the heads up... It may not be a fiery death from above at the hands of a maverick planet called 'Nibiru'.... My money is on an unforeseen event at the large Hadron collider involving destructive exotic particles or black holes, a genetically modified virus released accidently from a lab or Alan Tate with a box of matches, a gas cooker and recipe for 'toad in the hole'....

Valley Trash wrote:Who says it will be NASA that has the heads up... It may not be a fiery death from above at the hands of a maverick planet called 'Nibiru'.... My money is on an unforeseen event at the large Hadron collider involving destructive exotic particles or black holes, a genetically modified virus released accidently from a lab or Alan Tate with a box of matches, a gas cooker and recipe for 'toad in the hole'....

No! You're getting confused with the 9th series of 24........

It'd be good to have some warning... Enough to say goodbye to loved ones, watch the last sunset, savour that 'special' bottle of red... download that pay per view porn I've had my eye on and thieve a big bag of budget rice from Tesco metro (though other brands of local looting supermarkets are available)

Looking around at some of the gimps in my workplace, they'd probably spend their last day crying/wanking before going on a half-hearted rampage with a machete.

G-ster wrote:Looking around at some of the gimps in my workplace, they'd probably spend their last day crying/wanking before going on a half-hearted rampage with a machete.

Do we work together?

Caldi Blue wrote:

G-ster wrote:Looking around at some of the gimps in my workplace, they'd probably spend their last day crying/wanking before going on a half-hearted rampage with a machete.

Do we work together?

Dunno, I'll put this site in the generic corporate blacklist and see if you can still post.

Vinnie Tans Tache wrote:do u honestly think they would put it all over the news and nasa to make a a statement? It would be murder....

Or do u think that nasa would tell us?



(oh btw i dont think the world is going to end)

If your talking about a asteroid then I guess they would have to because every astronomer in the world would be able to see it.

G-ster wrote:

Caldi Blue wrote:

G-ster wrote:Looking around at some of the gimps in my workplace, they'd probably spend their last day crying/wanking before going on a half-hearted rampage with a machete.

Do we work together?

Dunno, I'll put this site in the generic corporate blacklist and see if you can still post.

Rhys is there a software gremlin with the forum...I'm experiencing difficulty with posting even when I put the machete down and stop w*nking and crying...always a difficult trio of activities to support whilst simultaneously posting

Valley Trash wrote:

G-ster wrote:

Caldi Blue wrote:

G-ster wrote:Looking around at some of the gimps in my workplace, they'd probably spend their last day crying/wanking before going on a half-hearted rampage with a machete.

Do we work together?

Dunno, I'll put this site in the generic corporate blacklist and see if you can still post.

Rhys is there a software gremlin with the forum...I'm experiencing difficulty with posting even when I put the machete down and stop w*nking and crying...always a difficult trio of activities to support whilst simultaneously posting

Stop chopping onions with the machete at the same time and you'll be OK.

The smell of my gentleman has the same effect as a freshly chopped onion for a young lady as there's always tears

Valley Trash wrote:

G-ster wrote:

Caldi Blue wrote:

G-ster wrote:Looking around at some of the gimps in my workplace, they'd probably spend their last day crying/wanking before going on a half-hearted rampage with a machete.

Do we work together?

Dunno, I'll put this site in the generic corporate blacklist and see if you can still post.

Rhys is there a software gremlin with the forum...I'm experiencing difficulty with posting even when I put the machete down and stop w*nking and crying...always a difficult trio of activities to support whilst simultaneously posting

Being the simple man that I am...I'm having problems discerning if you are joking trash....

Are you really experiencing technical problems or not?

Yep its me bring a tool... posting is fine... Im not actually handling s lethal weapon whilst masturbating and sobbing

Your gentleman is NOT a lethal weapon? I'd better scrub down all that graffiti then

I dreamed that the Hadron Collider people created a small hole in the universe that began to slowly and inexorably expand. Within a year or so it consumed Switzerland and everybody had to get used to the inevitable end of the universe or just jump into the hole and see where it took them. I think the dream will come true and we'll have plenty of time to prepare for our last days.