Arkay Has Left the Building

Gents (and Kate1),

I'm afraid you're going to have to do without my services for at least the next three weeks. I'm off on a new job which will involve 12 hour days and not much time for anything else other than a half hearted shave and a whole hearted shite. I will try and keep reading the board but doubt I will have time to post anything. Sadly, this means I will be working through my birthday AND be unable to attend the RBMB Xmas Orgy - which I am genuinely gutted about.

In my absence, I nominate Trash to take over threadending duties (he is a burgeoning talent, I just hope the fame doesn't ruin him), The Colonel to maintain my daily presence, Dots to groom any new posters and Tache can have the lapdance off Lenwick's Nan (Good luck Mr Gorsky-Tan).

Ahh i'll miss your music and comedic contributions ove the coming weeks Arkay. Have fun with whatever you are doing ( i still think the nail was hit on the head with the suggestion you are one of Santa's little helpers)

Satan's little helpers, certainly. If you really want to know, follow me on twitter. With any luck, I might be able to post up a photo or two.

Curiouser and curiouser - i dont have a twitter account myself but post your own twitter username and i am sure we will keep an eye on what you are doing over the next few weeks

@robwestern




(It's really not that exciting but people seem perversely interested in what I do )

Arkay v2.0 wrote:@robwestern




(It's really not that exciting but people seem perversely interested in what I do )

It is a little strange i grant you. OMG i have just worked it out - Satan's helper - busy for 3 weeks or so - you are joining the evil empire and becoming a Christmas casual in Royal Mail.

I reckon you're Dave Jones.... Satans's little helper and will be travelling door to door selling players / dust cloths / lucky hevver guvnor.... to make up for your impending redundancy...

or you're a fleeting Movember moustache

or your touring with the Bolshoi ballet and wont get a decent reception in the Urals

or you're doing time / community service for something beastly with assorted clergy barnyard animals

Arrivederci Arkay we shall see you on the other side my friend

It's a long time since I've had any sort of reception in the urals.

Nooooooo! You can't go now....





Not like this! Not like this!!!

He's buggered off, so he has, he's scarpered

Never fear chaps...

Valley Trash wrote:He's buggered off, so he has, he's scarpered

Classic - got me chuckling anyway

Whilst Arkay is a sad loss we have to compensate... If you lose an eye the vision in the other one gets more clarity... If you lose a testicle (in a dare or surgery) the other suckers spunks fertile gallons... So fellow posters... Let's get it on

Awww, shucks! That's the first time anybody has compared me to a testicle. So proud.

This is like being present at your own wake....