Official 'I've been to the pub for lunch and I'm gonna fall asleep at my desk soon' thread

[Caldi BlueCaptain of Country]

I've been to the pub for lunch and I'm gonna fall asleep at my desk soon.

[Tyrion TannisterGlobal Superstar]

Ill offer an alternative motion -
'I didn't have lunch at the pub but I still might fall asleep at my desk'

[Arkay DubyaGlobal Superstar]

Hmmm...
'I've only just got up and have to go to work later to fall asleep at my desk'

[Caldi BlueCaptain of Country]

Get your own threads already!

[Tyrion TannisterGlobal Superstar]

While we're talking about work - you know when you have that office chair you discover leans really far back? And you want to see how far it can go, but you're worried it's broken and not supposed to lean back, meaning you'll simply break it and fall on your head, looking like a dick?

[RhysGlobal Superstar]

While we're talking about work - you know when you have that office chair you discover leans really far back? And you want to see how far it can go, but you're worried it's broken and not supposed to lean back, meaning you'll simply break it and fall on your head, looking like a dick?

yes....please do go on.

[Tyrion TannisterGlobal Superstar]

While we're talking about work - you know when you have that office chair you discover leans really far back? And you want to see how far it can go, but you're worried it's broken and not supposed to lean back, meaning you'll simply break it and fall on your head, looking like a dick?

yes....please do go on.

Turns out I'm a dick.

[Tans TacheNational Legend]

uust had a power knap now feeling all...

[*** G L O V E S ***National Legend]

While we're talking about work - you know when you have that office chair you discover leans really far back? And you want to see how far it can go, but you're worried it's broken and not supposed to lean back, meaning you'll simply break it and fall on your head, looking like a dick?

yes....please do go on.

Turns out I'm a dick.

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