Do you talk to yourself?

When you're alone in the house, the car, walking down the street?

Sometimes. I always try and make sure no ones listening though.

Phew, glad it's not just me. Thought I was going mad there for a minute. Have you ever been caught?

Only the once I got caught having a full conversation with myself, a heated debate about the quality of commercial TV output. I had forgotten my missus was in the kitchen. Very embarrassing. She now thinks I'm an idiot. She's got a point.

Sometimes to get to sleep I say out loud all of the famous brand sausage makers I can think of.... Not that it helps me sleep... Just reminds me of how great sausages are....

ssshh! I think someone's coming.

Valley Trash wrote:Sometimes to get to sleep I say out loud all of the famous brand sausage makers I can think of.... Not that it helps me sleep... Just reminds me of how great sausages are....

How many famous sausage makers are there? I can only think of Walls and those Irish ones that I can't recall the name of.

Yes it's te sausage man... He sprinkles sausage pieces in your eyes to help you nod off... What.. Like the fecking Sandman is real... Don't feck off te sausage an or it's chorizo for you sucker... And that sausage burns.. Burns real good

Valley Trash wrote:Yes it's te sausage man... He sprinkles sausage pieces in your eyes to help you nod off... What.. Like the fecking Sandman is real... Don't feck off te sausage an or it's chorizo for you sucker... And that sausage burns.. Burns real good

That's bolloks that is. I go to sleep with slices of chorizo on my eyes, and I don't even close my eyelids! I laugh in the face of chorizo. Foreign muck.

Happy Days wrote:

Valley Trash wrote:Sometimes to get to sleep I say out loud all of the famous brand sausage makers I can think of.... Not that it helps me sleep... Just reminds me of how great sausages are....

How many famous sausage makers are there? I can only think of Walls and those Irish ones that I can't recall the name of.

My friend there are many artisan sausages from the french Monsieur Jhonny'omes fowtlong to the Salt Lake City Morman Dingdangdiddleywobblyweiner to share with all of your wives.... And the Swansea City AlanTate lastcocktailsausageintheshop teeny weeny weiner

Happy Days wrote:

Valley Trash wrote:Yes it's te sausage man... He sprinkles sausage pieces in your eyes to help you nod off... What.. Like the fecking Sandman is real... Don't feck off te sausage an or it's chorizo for you sucker... And that sausage burns.. Burns real good

That's bolloks that is. I go to sleep with slices of chorizo on my eyes, and I don't even close my eyelids! I laugh in the face of chorizo. Foreign muck.

Double hard... For me I can take a Richmonds small skinless or a walls microwaveable banger nasally but not ocular

Valley Trash wrote:

Happy Days wrote:

Valley Trash wrote:Yes it's te sausage man... He sprinkles sausage pieces in your eyes to help you nod off... What.. Like the fecking Sandman is real... Don't feck off te sausage an or it's chorizo for you sucker... And that sausage burns.. Burns real good

That's bolloks that is. I go to sleep with slices of chorizo on my eyes, and I don't even close my eyelids! I laugh in the face of chorizo. Foreign muck.

Double hard... For me I can take a Richmonds small skinless or a walls microwaveable banger nasally but not ocular

Richmonds! That's the fella. Doesn't sound very Irish. Maybe that's the point. oooooh I do love a flipping sausage, I'm just gonna make myself a sausage sanger.

I do it all the time, especially walkin down the street, I once caught my old man arguing with himself,

Valley Trash wrote:

Happy Days wrote:

Valley Trash wrote:Yes it's te sausage man... He sprinkles sausage pieces in your eyes to help you nod off... What.. Like the fecking Sandman is real... Don't feck off te sausage an or it's chorizo for you sucker... And that sausage burns.. Burns real good

That's bolloks that is. I go to sleep with slices of chorizo on my eyes, and I don't even close my eyelids! I laugh in the face of chorizo. Foreign muck.

Double hard... For me I can take a Richmonds small skinless or a walls microwaveable banger nasally but not ocular

I can't believe no one has commented on the homoerotic nature of this thread already....

Rhys wrote:

Valley Trash wrote:

Happy Days wrote:

Valley Trash wrote:Yes it's te sausage man... He sprinkles sausage pieces in your eyes to help you nod off... What.. Like the fecking Sandman is real... Don't feck off te sausage an or it's chorizo for you sucker... And that sausage burns.. Burns real good

That's bolloks that is. I go to sleep with slices of chorizo on my eyes, and I don't even close my eyelids! I laugh in the face of chorizo. Foreign muck.

Double hard... For me I can take a Richmonds small skinless or a walls microwaveable banger nasally but not ocular

I can't believe no one has commented on the homoerotic nature of this thread already....

You not a sausage man Rhys