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- Arkay Dubya
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Arkay Dubya Thu Oct 04, 2012 3:50 am
Mr Trash,
I notice from a quick scan down the forum that I seem to be killing an enormous amounts of threads - I thought this was your job? Where have we gone wrong? And, ultimately, who will end up killing this thread?
Arkay
I notice from a quick scan down the forum that I seem to be killing an enormous amounts of threads - I thought this was your job? Where have we gone wrong? And, ultimately, who will end up killing this thread?
Arkay
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Rhys Thu Oct 04, 2012 4:13 am
Not you buddy 
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Arkay Dubya Thu Oct 04, 2012 4:42 am
Phew!
Oh wait...
Oh wait...
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Valley Trash Thu Oct 04, 2012 4:48 am
Cheers Arkay.... My dream come true... A FAO from someone that isn't me I believe the board has an extensive list of posters all eminently capable of ending any thread abruptly and without prior notice.... Whilst I believe I have a certain flair or panache (much better word IMO) for such activities.... I now feel one of a strong team of boshwits all ready to bamboozle, perturb and confuse without the slightest consideration for their fellow board members... Rhys is getting good at it 
I believe the board has an extensive list of posters all eminently capable of ending any thread abruptly and without prior notice.... Whilst I believe I have a certain flair or panache (much better word IMO) for such activities.... I now feel one of a strong team of boshwits all ready to bamboozle, perturb and confuse without the slightest consideration for their fellow board members... Rhys is getting good at it - Arkay DubyaGlobal Superstar
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Arkay Dubya Thu Oct 04, 2012 4:52 am
I must've osmosed these skills from you via the interwebtual highway Trash. Clearly my anti-virus is not working. 
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Tyrion Tannister Thu Oct 04, 2012 4:55 am
Arkay v2.0 wrote:I must've osmosed these skills from you via the interwebtual highway Trash. Clearly my anti-virus is not working.
May I recommend a giant condom applied over your entire body? Not only will it protect you from future Valley Trash infection, but the fact it would immobilise your arms would prevent you from ever writing posts that risk killing threads again!
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Arkay Dubya Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:03 am
Red614 wrote:Arkay v2.0 wrote:I must've osmosed these skills from you via the interwebtual highway Trash. Clearly my anti-virus is not working.
May I recommend a giant condom applied over your entire body? Not only will it protect you from future Valley Trash infection, but the fact it would immobilise your arms would prevent you from ever writing posts that risk killing threads again!
Only partially I'm afraid, I do write an awful lot of my threadenders using my nose and on Friday nights with my 'other' man trunk - I do find that often upsets people on the train though.
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Valley Trash Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:08 am
Arkay v2.0 wrote:Red614 wrote:Arkay v2.0 wrote:I must've osmosed these skills from you via the interwebtual highway Trash. Clearly my anti-virus is not working.
May I recommend a giant condom applied over your entire body? Not only will it protect you from future Valley Trash infection, but the fact it would immobilise your arms would prevent you from ever writing posts that risk killing threads again!
Only partially I'm afraid, I do write an awful lot of my threadenders using my nose and on Friday nights with my 'other' man trunk - I do find that often upsets people on the train though.
Particularly if your laptop is on the seat opposite to you...
Also Red being a healthcare scientist what the feckadoodledoo is a Valley Trash infection...
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Tyrion Tannister Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:30 am
Ill direct you to the last episode of 'The Valleys' on DVD....it's what happens to your manhood if you sleep with any of the cast. If you're lucky it'll just die and fall off, if you're not so lucky it might become an alcoholic, violent, nationalist.
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Valley Trash Thu Oct 04, 2012 5:45 am
My gentleman is already all of the above... I think I got a dose of himpes (rather than herpes) off a Bargoed bogtrotter...
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Arkay Dubya Thu Oct 04, 2012 6:28 am
Valley Trash wrote:My gentleman is already all of the above... I think I got a dose of himpes (rather than herpes) off a Bargoed bogtrotter...
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