whats the silliest/funniest thing u have done?

i just put coke in my coffee instead of milk

Tossed off my mates dog for a tenner when we were 14.

Trying to be a gentleman in the Sherman Theatre to some young ladies sat down, I skirted around them so they didn't have to get up and walked straight into a low hanging speaker. They pissed themselves and I sauntered off as if nothing happened. Spent the next 45 mins feeling dizzy and mopping blood from my hair.

Caldi Blue wrote:Tossed off my mates dog for a tenner when we were 14.

I once put the kettle in the fridge.

Caldi Blue wrote:Tossed off my mates dog for a tenner when we were 14.

I once knew a girl who allowed her dog to perform oral sex on her. Someone stabbed her brother to death. I don't think the two are related.

Kamuza wrote:

Caldi Blue wrote:Tossed off my mates dog for a tenner when we were 14.

I once knew a girl who allowed her dog to perform oral sex on her. Someone stabbed her brother to death. I don't think the two are related.

You serious? Man.

As a teenager on holiday, I was trying to chat up a girl. No no no, it doesn't end there. It gets worse.

we were in a trendy bar that had fancy shaped sofas and fishless fish tanks for a coffee tables.
She was sitting on the edge of one of these tank/coffer tables, full of water but no fish, chatting to a friend who was sitting opposite her. I strolled over looking cool, doing the walk, you know. Anyway, I sat down next to her on the coffee table, asked her where she was from (Reading) was about to ask for her name when, crack, the fish tank gave way. My whole ass fell into the water, belly button down to my knees. She managed to avoid it and started laughing at me along with everyone else in the bar. I just literally ran out, ass dripping wet, and avoided the place for the rest of the week.

Very embarrassing.

hahahahahaha i thought u was gonna spin off a faliraki story then rhys haha

Rhys wrote:

Kamuza wrote:

Caldi Blue wrote:Tossed off my mates dog for a tenner when we were 14.

I once knew a girl who allowed her dog to perform oral sex on her. Someone stabbed her brother to death. I don't think the two are related.

You serious? Man.

The thread that started with a soft drink mixup and ended in bestiality and murder... CSI Canton material

Caldi Blue wrote:Tossed off my mates dog for a tenner when we were 14.

Where did the dog keep it's money

Valley Trash wrote:

Rhys wrote:

Kamuza wrote:

Caldi Blue wrote:Tossed off my mates dog for a tenner when we were 14.

I once knew a girl who allowed her dog to perform oral sex on her. Someone stabbed her brother to death. I don't think the two are related.

You serious? Man.

The thread that started with a soft drink mixup and ended in bestiality and murder... CSI Canton material

Yeah this thread got mixed up pretty quickly.