Lets get one thing straight

Me and the Mrs are on a break okay.

I am 100% committed to Cardiff City. You know this, I know this, even the cheat John Terry knows this. Everyone knows what he's like.

I might be back for the Leeds game. It depends on whether www.icelolly.com will give me an extension on my holiday on the cheap. If they do then Noone will fill in my spot for the time being. He's doing okay so far and giving my knee the good old rest it knees.

I'm delighted to be back home if im being honest. I was Liverpool's best player last year, not being arrogant but the rest of their team is quite s**t.

We will get promoted this year. If not then I will probably retire.

PS. That golf club story with Riise is a load of nonsense. Im a really calm lad you know.

Need to change the age on your profile........

The Devil's Advocate wrote:Need to change the age on your profile........

Mid life crisis.