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PostTans Tache Thu Aug 23, 2012 1:23 am

A duck walks into a bar with a paper under his wing and orders a pint and a pasty, the Batman shocked asks him where he learned to.do that duck says I've always known how to do it, so next day duck comes bk in pub orders same an barman asks where he's from... He said he's from all over and he's a plasterer working accross rd, a week later a circus comes too town and the ringmaster comes in the pub an barman says mate u should c the talkin duck I got in Here, he drinks, smokes reads newspaper etc, ringmaster says he will come bk in a few days, so hrs later duck comes in pub.. barman says mate there's a circus in town u can make money etc.. duck says a circus? Is that a big tent thing with flags? Yes says barman... And with animals? Yes says barman and they got trapeeze artists? Yes says barman.... But Why would they need a plasterer? Lol a duck walks into a bar... 692773407 coat
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PostValley Trash Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:11 am

Vinnie Tans Tache wrote:A duck walks into a bar with a paper under his wing and orders a pint and a pasty, the Batman shocked asks him where he learned to.do that duck says I've always known how to do it, so next day duck comes bk in pub orders same an barman asks where he's from... He said he's from all over and he's a plasterer working accross rd, a week later a circus comes too town and the ringmaster comes in the pub an barman says mate u should c the talkin duck I got in Here, he drinks, smokes reads newspaper etc, ringmaster says he will come bk in a few days, so hrs later duck comes in pub.. barman says mate there's a circus in town u can make money etc.. duck says a circus? Is that a big tent thing with flags? Yes says barman... And with animals? Yes says barman and they got trapeeze artists? Yes says barman.... But Why would they need a plasterer? Lol a duck walks into a bar... 692773407 coat
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