Will Bellers play on Sat?

My guess he'll make an appearance at half time and sign the transfer papers on the pitch....

My prediction is that he will meet Malky in the Black and White Cafe for breakfast first thing to sign the contract. They'll then head off over to Canton for a few liveners before it gets busy.
Malky will then head off to CCS to prepare for the game while Bellars will nip into Ladbrokes for an hour, pick up some veggies that his missus asked him to get, head home for a quick shower shite and shave.

A solid gold Rolls Royce driven by Shakin Stevens will pick him up at 2.55, take him to CCS, he will nip in unnoticed as everyone will be inside.

He will have a a quick cuppa, then into his ceremonial robes, crown and sceptre. At 3.45, whether the first half has finished or not, there we be a DEAFENINGLY LOUD fanfare over the tannoy, at which point a sedan chair carrying Lord Bellamy of Trowbridge and being carried by some of the academy team will walk out into the centre circle, the crowd will throw roses that were left under each seat before the game onto the pitch.

The fanfare will stop, the crowd will fall silent in anticipation. Lord Bellars will alight his carriage, turn to all four corners of the ground sticking his tongue going aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! The crowd will reciprocate.

He will then climb up the Grandstand a la Pat Cash, and take his seat for the remainder of the game.

After the game, a few pints and a curry.

Happy Days wrote:My prediction is that he will meet Malky in the Black and White Cafe for breakfast first thing to sign the contract. They'll then head off over to Canton for a few liveners before it gets busy.
Malky will then head off to CCS to prepare for the game while Bellars will nip into Ladbrokes for an hour, pick up some veggies that his missus asked him to get, head home for a quick shower shite and shave.

A solid gold Rolls Royce driven by Shakin Stevens will pick him up at 2.55, take him to CCS, he will nip in unnoticed as everyone will be inside.

He will have a a quick cuppa, then into his ceremonial robes, crown and sceptre. At 3.45, whether the first half has finished or not, there we be a DEAFENINGLY LOUD fanfare over the tannoy, at which point a sedan chair carrying Lord Bellamy of Trowbridge and being carried by some of the academy team will walk out into the centre circle, the crowd will throw roses that were left under each seat before the game onto the pitch.

The fanfare will stop, the crowd will fall silent in anticipation. Lord Bellars will alight his carriage, turn to all four corners of the ground sticking his tongue going aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! The crowd will reciprocate.

He will then climb up the Grandstand a la Pat Cash, and take his seat for the remainder of the game.

After the game, a few pints and a curry.