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I've opened Facebook today and I'm on timeline which I bloody hate instead of classic view.
Is there anything I can do to revert to classic?

It seems there isn't a month that goes by without FB completely screwing things around with the setup.

Rebranding.......don't you just hate it?

Cyncoedslumdog wrote:I've opened Facebook today and I'm on timeline which I bloody hate instead of classic view.
Is there anything I can do to revert to classic?

Why on earth are you opening up your life to all and sundry? One badly phrased message and you'll have half the world's anti terrorist squads on your doorstep.

Judge dRed wrote:

Cyncoedslumdog wrote:I've opened Facebook today and I'm on timeline which I bloody hate instead of classic view.
Is there anything I can do to revert to classic?

Why on earth are you opening up your life to all and sundry? One badly phrased message and you'll have half the world's anti terrorist squads on your doorstep.

My life is fascinating and deserves to be shared with other people. As for the anti terrorist squads - I'm in one, but that's obviously confidential.

Cyncoedslumdog wrote:

Judge dRed wrote:

Cyncoedslumdog wrote:I've opened Facebook today and I'm on timeline which I bloody hate instead of classic view.
Is there anything I can do to revert to classic?

Why on earth are you opening up your life to all and sundry? One badly phrased message and you'll have half the world's anti terrorist squads on your doorstep.

My life is fascinating and deserves to be shared with other people. As for the anti terrorist squads - I'm in one, but that's obviously confidential.

So how will other countries' anti terrorist squads recognise you for what you are if it's confidential. Most of them never seek official approval of covert operations and leaving a suspect dead is the end of their mission. It's up to the local council to clean up after them should their preferred method of assasination is a bit messy.

Judge dRed wrote:

Cyncoedslumdog wrote:

Judge dRed wrote:

Cyncoedslumdog wrote:I've opened Facebook today and I'm on timeline which I bloody hate instead of classic view.
Is there anything I can do to revert to classic?

Why on earth are you opening up your life to all and sundry? One badly phrased message and you'll have half the world's anti terrorist squads on your doorstep.

My life is fascinating and deserves to be shared with other people. As for the anti terrorist squads - I'm in one, but that's obviously confidential.

So how will other countries' anti terrorist squads recognise you for what you are if it's confidential. Most of them never seek official approval of covert operations and leaving a suspect dead is the end of their mission. It's up to the local council to clean up after them should their preferred method of assasination is a bit messy.

It's only confidential on this board. I had to register my position with the council because they generally refuse to come out and clear up after mission completion if they don't know who you are.

Cyncoedslumdog wrote:

Judge dRed wrote:

Cyncoedslumdog wrote:

Judge dRed wrote:

Cyncoedslumdog wrote:I've opened Facebook today and I'm on timeline which I bloody hate instead of classic view.
Is there anything I can do to revert to classic?

Why on earth are you opening up your life to all and sundry? One badly phrased message and you'll have half the world's anti terrorist squads on your doorstep.

My life is fascinating and deserves to be shared with other people. As for the anti terrorist squads - I'm in one, but that's obviously confidential.

So how will other countries' anti terrorist squads recognise you for what you are if it's confidential. Most of them never seek official approval of covert operations and leaving a suspect dead is the end of their mission. It's up to the local council to clean up after them should their preferred method of assasination is a bit messy.

It's only confidential on this board. I had to register my position with the council because they generally refuse to come out and clear up after mission completion if they don't know who you are.

So that's what they mean by refuse collection.....

Rubbish pun.

I know, it was such a waste.

Cyncoedslumdog wrote:

Judge dRed wrote:

Cyncoedslumdog wrote:

Judge dRed wrote:

Cyncoedslumdog wrote:I've opened Facebook today and I'm on timeline which I bloody hate instead of classic view.
Is there anything I can do to revert to classic?

Why on earth are you opening up your life to all and sundry? One badly phrased message and you'll have half the world's anti terrorist squads on your doorstep.

My life is fascinating and deserves to be shared with other people. As for the anti terrorist squads - I'm in one, but that's obviously confidential.

So how will other countries' anti terrorist squads recognise you for what you are if it's confidential. Most of them never seek official approval of covert operations and leaving a suspect dead is the end of their mission. It's up to the local council to clean up after them should their preferred method of assasination is a bit messy.

It's only confidential on this board. I had to register my position with the council because they generally refuse to come out and clear up after mission completion if they don't know who you are.

Don't you know how easy it is to get such information from poorly paid workers who have no loyalty to their employer or community. Additionaly there are the professional spies who have their means and a variety of customers.
It's no longer like the old days when real spies were few and far between. The constant re-runs of old spy films has built up a large surge of people wanting to become spies which has saved many a third tier university who can take in any students who have taken any exam on a Spy degree course.. As a result the number of spies out there outnumber real spy jobs by 100-1. This has given rise to the independent spy industry where the competition is so great few earn a living wage. As a result the best spy jobs are those spying on Greggs as the leftovers make up for lack of meals.

Anyway what I'm getting at is it doesn't cost much nowadays to get any information.

Judge dRed wrote:As a result the best spy jobs are those spying on Greggs as the leftovers make up for lack of meals.

So who ate all the spies, then?

I'm grateful for this as I was considering a sideways move from my present confidential position into spying.
You obviously have insider knowledge of the industry and I was wondering if you still have to be gay or a sexual deviant to be a spy. I think I probably qualify on one of these counts but my wife would be rather unhappy about me saying which one on a message board.

The Tonker wrote:

Judge dRed wrote:As a result the best spy jobs are those spying on Greggs as the leftovers make up for lack of meals.

So who ate all the spies, then?

Don't know, but you can probably get some more down the Bay in the Spies Merchant.

Cyncoedslumdog wrote:I'm grateful for this as I was considering a sideways move from my present confidential position into spying.
You obviously have insider knowledge of the industry and I was wondering if you still have to be gay or a sexual deviant to be a spy. I think I probably qualify on one of these counts but my wife would be rather unhappy about me saying which one on a message board.

It's not mandatory but an advantage but with so many applicants you need something that puts you above the rest. Unless your wife already suspects I wouldn't worry about it.