The collection of Twitter abuse thread

Michael Owen getting all the abuse he deserves now. Some cracking tweets

#askMOwen If a plane leaves at 8:53am & another at 9:32am both travelling at 532mph, at what point would you realise you're still a bellend?

#askMOwen have you been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?

#askMOwen Do you feel a great affinity with Bradley Wiggins, who has also won a championship while sitting down?

@themichaelowen Who is the best player you've ever sat next to? #askMOwen

How much do you bench? #askMOwen

Biscan, Josemi, Nunez and Traore all have Champions League medals. Do you? #askMOwen

#askMOwen you come across as a bit of a joker, and an all round fun guy. Who had the best banter in the medical room?

#AskMOwen I'm expecting a parcel on Thursday, would you be able to sit in for me while I'm out? I have Racing UK & ATR & my sofa's leather?

#askMOwen when you sit on the bench does it remind you of being 13 again drinking cider in the park?


Owen is having a mare on Twitter.

That's some good quality banter right there

Is this off the back of his "never play in the Championship" quote or have I missed something new?

He must of expected this surely?

And yeah I think the championship jibe made him a pantomime villain for all divisions of English football excluding the EPL, but he was renowned for being arrogant long before that. Apparently sitting on the bench at Man united every week made you a better player than being first team anywhere else.

#askMOwen If a plane leaves at 8:53am & another at 9:32am both travelling at 532mph, at what point would you realise you're still a bellend?

I love this one.