*** OFFICIAL FRIDAY NIGHT THREAD ***

[*** G L O V E S ***National Legend]

I can already feel the hangover.

[TDAGlobal Superstar]

Not the night for going out here, absolutely p*ssing down. Nowhere to to go anyway, as in deepest, darkest, rural Froggieland

Have contented myself with three very large single malts..............

[*** G L O V E S ***National Legend]

Colonel, put your clothes back on!!

[Valley TrashGlobal Superstar]

Got my mojo on, got some stereo recordings of the Spinners, got some child strength dispirin, had my pavo virus jabs, blown up the bouncy castle, got 'The Saturdays' oiling themselves up and just about to take the edge off the day with some Babycham and Peyote and PCP on bruschettas.... Then Bring on the Wall

[Colonel CardiffiNational Legend]

I started hitting the Jagermeister at 10am so I'm already three sheets to the wind and ready for anything.

[*** G L O V E S ***National Legend]

where am i?

[Arkay DubyaGlobal Superstar]

I'm sat naked in the office controlling my mouse with my penis. Clever dick that I am, I'm trying not to get too excited though for fear of smashing my monitor.

[Colonel CardiffiNational Legend]

Shit, who called the police?

[*** G L O V E S ***National Legend]

Shit, who called the police?

Just returned from the station - it appears what we were doing is infact illegal...

[Valley TrashGlobal Superstar]

I've just returned from the Eighties with Doc Brown as 'where we were going we didn't need roads'... Anyway what we did with Idris Hale's monkeys in Penscynor Bird Gardens remains illegal to this day.... Howevere simultaneously I have received retrospective a Valentine's card from a chimpanzee called Dilwyn ever since... which probably accounts for the fact that my flux capacitor is fecked to this day

[RhysGlobal Superstar]

I'm sat naked in the office controlling my mouse with my penis. Clever dick that I am, I'm trying not to get too excited though for fear of smashing my monitor.

Yes - cracking show.

[Valley TrashGlobal Superstar]

Shite shite shite who called the Spanish Inquisition... Quick everyone put your own skin back on and stop speaking in tongues... and put the screw top back on the 2 litre Tango bottle before it goes flat... FFS stop playing the original soundtrack of Rain Dance backwards at the bit where it it says 'Bill Murray from the Breakfast News is the one true Lord of he Flies'... Now they are at the door big smiles and jazz hands

[*** G L O V E S ***National Legend]

Thanks for another wild one lads. Fu*king mental it was!


On a more serious note, anyone know what happened with my car keys after?

[Colonel CardiffiNational Legend]

Thanks for another wild one lads. Fu*king mental it was!


On a more serious note, anyone know what happened with my car keys after?

You lost them in a game of Russian Roulette with those Hells Angels. How you survived a gunshot to the head I'll never know.

[Valley TrashGlobal Superstar]

My proctologist says that the x-ray confirmed that your car keys are safe and I should be able to get them back to you 'in a couple of days depending on my diet'

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