Ofizshal Favourite movie quotes of all time thread

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'Zulu'

Lieutenant John Chard: [the Zulus are chanting before their final charge] Do you think the Welsh can't do better than that, Owen?
Pte. Owen: Well, they've got a very good bass section, mind, but no top tenors, that's for sure.

Pte. Thomas Cole: Why is it us? Why us?
Colour Sergeant Bourne: Because we're here, lad. Nobody else. Just us.


Cpl. Frederic Schiess, NNC: A Zulu regiment can run, 'RUN', 50 miles and fight a battle at the end of it.
Pvt. William Jones: Well, there's daft, it is then. I don't see no sense in running to fight a battle.


'They Live'

Nada (Rowdy Roddy Piper): I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

'True Romance' brilliantly quotable but most unprintable

Clifford Worley (Dennis Hopper) Son of a bitch was right. She taste's like a peach.

Finally Ghostbusters a quote I always misquote and use frequently

Venkman: Right. That's bad. Okay. All right. Important safety tip. Thanks, Egon.

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Grand Slam


Maldwyn Pugh: I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere, so beware!

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Eddie Barzoon, Eddie Barzoon. Hah! Oh, I nursed him through two divorces, a cocaine rehab, and a pregnant receptionist. Heh. God's creature, right? God's special creature? Hah! And I've warned him Kevin, I've warned him every step of the way. Watching him bounce around like a fucking game, like a windup toy! Like 250 pounds of self serving greed on wheels. The next thousand years is right around the corner, Kevin, and Eddie Barzoon-take a good look, because he's the poster child for the next millennium! These people, it's no mystery where they come from. You sharpen the human appetite to the point where it can split atoms with its desire, you build egos the size of cathedrals, fiber-optically connect the world to every eager impulse, grease even the dullest dreams with these dollar-green, gold plated fantasies until every human becomes an aspiring emperor, becomes his own god, and where can you go from there? And as we're scrambling from one deal to the next, who's got his eye on the planet? As the air thickens, the water sours, and even the bees honey takes on the metallic taste of radioactivity. And it just keeps coming, faster and faster. There's no chance to think, to prepare. It's buy futures, sell futures, when there is no future! We got a runaway train boy, we got a billion Eddie Barzoons all jogging into the future. Every one of 'em getting ready to fist-f**k god's ex-planet, lick their fingers clean as they reach out toward their pristine, cybernetic keyboards to total up their billable hours. And then it hits home! You gotta pay your own way, Eddie. It's a little late in the game to buy out now! Your belly's too full, your dick is sore, your eyes are bloodshot, and you're screaming for someone to help! But guess what? There's no one there! You're all alone, Eddie. You're god's special little creature. Maybe it's true, maybe god threw the dice once too often. Maybe he let us all down.

Devils Advocate. Great Film!

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Maldwyn Pugh: Oooh! Go the whool hog, Mog!

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18+ only. Its about our Jack friends.

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There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you." Now... I been sayin' that s**t for years. And if you ever heard it, that meant your ass. You'd be dead right now. I never gave much thought to what it meant. I just thought it was a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfecker before I popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some s**t this mornin' made me think twice. See, now I'm thinking: maybe it means you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here... he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could mean you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. And I'd like that. But that s**t ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.

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Now part of official immigration officer questioning to support the 'Britishness' test

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I guess this should be called great movie scenes but heyho

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Favourite scene, best acting, soundtracked by Delibes Duet from Lakme

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I saw Monty Python's Holy Grail and Blazing Saddles as a double bill in a Cinema in Blackwood... I think

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I saw Monty Python's Holy Grail and Bazing Saddles as a double bill in a Cinema in Blackwood... I think

What a night that must have been! Two of the finest comedies ever to hit the big screen coming out at similar times in the mid-seventies. I challenge anyone to come up with comedies that match either of those since then. (not including Life of Brian!)

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Withnail & I

"You can shove it up your arse for free and f**k off while you're doing it"
"I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder."
"Monty! You terrible C**T!"

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Withnail & I

"You can shove it up your arse for free and f**k off while you're doing it"
"I have a heart condition. If you hit me, it's murder."
"Monty! You terrible C**T!"

Stunning opening gambit Sir

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