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PostRhys Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:30 pm

Is this video a joke? This is actually the weirdest thing that I have come across in a very long time. Watch it and you'll see what I mean.
Basically a little documentary about people who are sexually attracted to objects. It is safe for work btw!

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PostAlbany Blue Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:37 pm

What the feck did I just watch? Shocked
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PostRhys Tue Jul 10, 2012 11:49 pm

Roath Redbird wrote:What the feck did I just watch? Shocked

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PostJB Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:40 am

Anyone noticed that she ugly as hell?

Says it all in my opinion. She tried it with guys and got rejected. She tried it with men and got rejected. Didn't fancy animals for fear of rejection so decided to like the one thing that couldn't reject her because they're not living beings. No offence to the woman but she should be sectioned. Either that or given a free account on AAMB.

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PostJudge dRed Wed Jul 11, 2012 12:47 am

There was a story a few years back of some bloke who liked his car in a different way to most. The fire brigade had to be called to free him one day when he got stuck inside the exhaust pipe. 'Object Sexuals'  692773407
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PostRhys Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:22 am

Judge dRed wrote:There was a story a few years back of some bloke who liked his car in a different way to most. The fire brigade had to be called to free him one day when he got stuck inside the exhaust pipe. 'Object Sexuals'  692773407

Flippin eck - how big is his wiener to get stuck in an exhaust?! Shocked
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PostAlbany Blue Wed Jul 11, 2012 1:28 am

Rhys wrote:
Roath Redbird wrote:What the feck did I just watch? Shocked

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PostTyrion Tannister Wed Jul 11, 2012 3:02 am

Rhys wrote:
Judge dRed wrote:There was a story a few years back of some bloke who liked his car in a different way to most. The fire brigade had to be called to free him one day when he got stuck inside the exhaust pipe. 'Object Sexuals'  692773407

Flippin eck - how big is his wiener to get stuck in an exhaust?! Shocked

Hear the one about the fight the police were called to break up? It broke out because a man had sexual intercourse with another mans car and got caught in the act. During the criminal investigation they had to swab the car exhaust, and discovered BOTH men's semen in the exhaust.
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PostValley Trash Wed Jul 11, 2012 4:04 am

Judge dRed wrote:There was a story a few years back of some bloke who liked his car in a different way to most. The fire brigade had to be called to free him one day when he got stuck inside the exhaust pipe. 'Object Sexuals'  692773407

Samething happened to me with the cigarette lighter
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PostValley Trash Wed Jul 11, 2012 4:20 am

Red614 wrote:
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Judge dRed wrote:There was a story a few years back of some bloke who liked his car in a different way to most. The fire brigade had to be called to free him one day when he got stuck inside the exhaust pipe. 'Object Sexuals'  692773407

Flippin eck - how big is his wiener to get stuck in an exhaust?! Shocked

Hear the one about the fight the police were called to break up? It broke out because a man had sexual intercourse with another mans car and got caught in the act. During the criminal investigation they had to swab the car exhaust, and discovered BOTH men's semen in the exhaust.

I've actually seen this footage in 'Herbie Rides Again' a little known Disney Nasty from the late 70s
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So, nobody is into penguin sex then 'Object Sexuals'  2854552383
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PostValley Trash Wed Jul 11, 2012 7:03 am

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Yeah tried it but got chocolate and biscuit crumbs every fecking where
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PostAlbany Blue Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:51 am

Valley Trash wrote:
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Yeah tried it but got chocolate and biscuit crumbs every fecking where

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PostJB Wed Jul 11, 2012 8:53 am

Roath Redbird wrote:
Valley Trash wrote:
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Yeah tried it but got chocolate and biscuit crumbs every fecking where

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