OK, who is the wag?

As i waited at a red light on Caerphilly road this afternoon, my eyes were drawn to a chlakboard outside the Birchgrove advertising Friday night's game. The board had Bluebirds vs Huddersfield written on it with the Blue waggishly crossed out and Red written above it. I thought to myself, as the horns of the cars behind wailed, what a better world it was when the noun wag was someone gently zany and not some botox-blood whore, making millions through the single talent of remembering to pick one of the footballers about to roast her underfed, over coked, orange body and asking him to take her to a room on his own because he's special and then not minding when the lascivious moron spends thier marriage ploughing his way through the failed glamour model directory. I wished I was a premier leage footballer for a while. Then, while a bus driver hammered on my window, I said lascivious out loud to myself in a french accent for a few minutes because it sounds good before resolving to use the word wag on the internet in an effort to restore the meaning it had when I was a child.
I am sorry to have used you in this way.

Have you been taking drugs sir?



I need to refer you to this topic - http://www.redbluebirds.com/t1542-just-say-no-kids?highlight=kids

Rhys wrote:Have you been taking drugs sir?



I need to refer you to this topic - http://www.redbluebirds.com/t1542-just-say-no-kids?highlight=kids

That's harsh He's simply a bit of a wag (as we used to say).

A "Thanks" (I've just read the first sticky) for joining in with my attempts to restore wag.

WAG?

Welsh Assembly Government?

Rhys wrote:WAG?

Welsh Assembly Government?

Put down the political comment and move slowly and consistently away from it.

Wise Ass Grin?

Wife and Girlfriend?

I give up.