What a damp squid the last day of the season a turning out to be..

With Sunderland and Man City both 2-0 up, it looks like the three relegated teams, the four champions league teams and also the league champion are all decided after only 37 games, bar a freak result for nothing to play for West Ham at the Etihad.

Most exciting season in premiership history huh?

On the plus side, our new striker just equalised against Real Madrid.

I'm sure he's ecstatic that his career is imminently going from scoring against the champions league finalists to taking on Barnsley...

EDIT: Barnsley were relegated, my bad. The mighty Brentford await instead.

I've got to admit, Guerra is exciting me now. I kind of had him down as a one-season wonder (Grant Holt-esque), but he's constantly scoring goals against the likes of Madrid and Barca.

In terms of the PL season, I expected it to go down to the wire - how wrong I was. Sky Sports have decided to show the Villa - Spurs game as part of their three games on Sunday... because everyone loves the battle for the final Europa League spot.

Of the Spurs fans I know they are desperate for Man Utd to take that spot off them.

And yes, the title is a done deal.