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Any fervent Conservatives online that fancy stirring up some controversy by posting Daily Mail links? Or perhaps you think the government is populated by malevolent lizards? Either way, we'd like to hear from YOU!
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Rhys auditioned for the role of the conspiracy theory nutjob yesterday.
I think he's going to learn more from David Icke in due course.
A rabid Welsh nationalist is another vacancy yet to be filled.
I think he's going to learn more from David Icke in due course.
A rabid Welsh nationalist is another vacancy yet to be filled.
G-ster wrote:Rhys auditioned for the role of the conspiracy theory nutjob yesterday.
I think he's going to learn more from David Icke in due course.
A rabid Welsh nationalist is another vacancy yet to be filled.
Ah, I must have missed Rhys' foray into the seedy underworld of conspiracy. Hope it works out for him and he'll be lining his windows with aluminium foil in no time.
Yes, we need an Orca-style xenophobe to really get some sparks flying around here. Then a greyhound/horses tipster. Accuracy not a requirement.
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I'm totaly unsuitable for the Welsh Nationalist role being of the opinion that the whole of central Wales should be turned into an inland fresh water sea to earn lots of money from leisure activities and the sale of water to the east of england. The dam at the Taff Gorge should be an impressive sight.
Having my money put into an off shore account you would think I was a Tory but not after yesterday's events. I'll probably join the BNP.
Having my money put into an off shore account you would think I was a Tory but not after yesterday's events. I'll probably join the BNP.
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Judge dRed wrote:I'm totaly unsuitable for the Welsh Nationalist role being of the opinion that the whole of central Wales should be turned into an inland fresh water sea to earn lots of money from leisure activities and the sale of water to the east of england. The dam at the Taff Gorge should be an impressive sight.
Having my money put into an off shore account you would think I was a Tory but not after yesterday's events. I'll probably join the BNP.
I think your views are probably too middle of the road to stir up any controversy.
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Cyncoedslumdog wrote:Judge dRed wrote:I'm totaly unsuitable for the Welsh Nationalist role being of the opinion that the whole of central Wales should be turned into an inland fresh water sea to earn lots of money from leisure activities and the sale of water to the east of england. The dam at the Taff Gorge should be an impressive sight.
Having my money put into an off shore account you would think I was a Tory but not after yesterday's events. I'll probably join the BNP.
I think your views are probably too middle of the road to stir up any controversy.
I'll tell you in secret that the vast inland sea/reservoir is a plan to suddenly collapse all the dams facing east and wash everything in the water's path eastward and to reclaim the ancient homelands from the invaders. The beauty of the plan is that because they think it's a scheme to end drought restrictions in the east, the government will subsidise the whole project.
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Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Any fervent Conservatives online that fancy stirring up some controversy by posting Daily Mail links? Or perhaps you think the government is populated by malevolent lizards? Either way, we'd like to hear from YOU!
Oh it's easy for someone like you to dismiss those of us who seek and speak the truth as “conspiracy theorist loons” isn't it? But have you ever asked yourself why you look to mock rather than understand? Shall I tell you why? It's because you've been indoctrinated.
Religion is the opium of the masses and your belief, handed to you through the Zionist controlled media, is levity in the face of realities you would rather not-no, dare not- address. You live your life just the way you're supposed to: in ignorant bliss. Like a calf fatted on the sweet milk of corporate lies, you gaily skip to the abattoir of deception where you slip on the blood of your brothers.
Not me. My eyes are open and through them I smell the fish. Zionists lie like snakes in the Garden of Eden, eating your apples and urinating sweet cider which you gulp down like an oil well.
I know you're reading this message Zionists! I saw your agent in my local shop. Did you think I'd be fooled because he was masquerading as a seventy-year old woman I've known all my life? Think on! And good luck getting the bleach out of her eyes.
Kamuza wrote:Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Any fervent Conservatives online that fancy stirring up some controversy by posting Daily Mail links? Or perhaps you think the government is populated by malevolent lizards? Either way, we'd like to hear from YOU!
Oh it's easy for someone like you to dismiss those of us who seek and speak the truth as “conspiracy theorist loons” isn't it? But have you ever asked yourself why you look to mock rather than understand? Shall I tell you why? It's because you've been indoctrinated.
Religion is the opium of the masses and your belief, handed to you through the Zionist controlled media, is levity in the face of realities you would rather not-no, dare not- address. You live your life just the way you're supposed to: in ignorant bliss. Like a calf fatted on the sweet milk of corporate lies, you gaily skip to the abattoir of deception where you slip on the blood of your brothers.
Not me. My eyes are open and through them I smell the fish. Zionists lie like snakes in the Garden of Eden, eating your apples and urinating sweet cider which you gulp down like an oil well.
I know you're reading this message Zionists! I saw your agent in my local shop. Did you think I'd be fooled because he was masquerading as a seventy-year old woman I've known all my life? Think on! And good luck getting the bleach out of her eyes.
I think we have a successful candidate! Welcome to the board btw
I hope you were joking btw?
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Kamuza wrote:Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Any fervent Conservatives online that fancy stirring up some controversy by posting Daily Mail links? Or perhaps you think the government is populated by malevolent lizards? Either way, we'd like to hear from YOU!
Oh it's easy for someone like you to dismiss those of us who seek and speak the truth as “conspiracy theorist loons” isn't it? But have you ever asked yourself why you look to mock rather than understand? Shall I tell you why? It's because you've been indoctrinated.
Religion is the opium of the masses and your belief, handed to you through the Zionist controlled media, is levity in the face of realities you would rather not-no, dare not- address. You live your life just the way you're supposed to: in ignorant bliss. Like a calf fatted on the sweet milk of corporate lies, you gaily skip to the abattoir of deception where you slip on the blood of your brothers.
Not me. My eyes are open and through them I smell the fish. Zionists lie like snakes in the Garden of Eden, eating your apples and urinating sweet cider which you gulp down like an oil well.
I know you're reading this message Zionists! I saw your agent in my local shop. Did you think I'd be fooled because he was masquerading as a seventy-year old woman I've known all my life? Think on! And good luck getting the bleach out of her eyes.
post of the year NQAT
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Kamuza wrote:Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Any fervent Conservatives online that fancy stirring up some controversy by posting Daily Mail links? Or perhaps you think the government is populated by malevolent lizards? Either way, we'd like to hear from YOU!
Oh it's easy for someone like you to dismiss those of us who seek and speak the truth as “conspiracy theorist loons” isn't it? But have you ever asked yourself why you look to mock rather than understand? Shall I tell you why? It's because you've been indoctrinated.
Religion is the opium of the masses and your belief, handed to you through the Zionist controlled media, is levity in the face of realities you would rather not-no, dare not- address. You live your life just the way you're supposed to: in ignorant bliss. Like a calf fatted on the sweet milk of corporate lies, you gaily skip to the abattoir of deception where you slip on the blood of your brothers.
Not me. My eyes are open and through them I smell the fish. Zionists lie like snakes in the Garden of Eden, eating your apples and urinating sweet cider which you gulp down like an oil well.
I know you're reading this message Zionists! I saw your agent in my local shop. Did you think I'd be fooled because he was masquerading as a seventy-year old woman I've known all my life? Think on! And good luck getting the bleach out of her eyes.
G-ster wrote:Kamuza wrote:Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Any fervent Conservatives online that fancy stirring up some controversy by posting Daily Mail links? Or perhaps you think the government is populated by malevolent lizards? Either way, we'd like to hear from YOU!
Oh it's easy for someone like you to dismiss those of us who seek and speak the truth as “conspiracy theorist loons” isn't it? But have you ever asked yourself why you look to mock rather than understand? Shall I tell you why? It's because you've been indoctrinated.
Religion is the opium of the masses and your belief, handed to you through the Zionist controlled media, is levity in the face of realities you would rather not-no, dare not- address. You live your life just the way you're supposed to: in ignorant bliss. Like a calf fatted on the sweet milk of corporate lies, you gaily skip to the abattoir of deception where you slip on the blood of your brothers.
Not me. My eyes are open and through them I smell the fish. Zionists lie like snakes in the Garden of Eden, eating your apples and urinating sweet cider which you gulp down like an oil well.
I know you're reading this message Zionists! I saw your agent in my local shop. Did you think I'd be fooled because he was masquerading as a seventy-year old woman I've known all my life? Think on! And good luck getting the bleach out of her eyes.
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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/duncan-smith-vows-to-make-daytime-tv-less-compelling-201011123247
UNMISSABLE daytime shows like Bargain Hunt will be replaced by footage of rotating cheese in the government’s latest bid to make work pay.
Work and pensions secretary, Iain Duncan-Smith, said terrestrial television channels will be fined for showing anything other than silent, coldly-lit film of some dairy produce on a spindle between 9am and 5pm.
He added: “Loose Women, Bargain Hunt, films with Ernest Borgnine in – truly daytime television is the manna of the workshy, a rusty nail in the bicycle tyre of UK industry.
“These measures are radical but fair. The rotating cheese will drive ghastly, bloated scum to the job centre while providing more-than-adequate entertainment for pensioners.”
Mr Duncan-Smith made special mention of the quiz show Going For Gold, stressing that if necessary the government would seek a high court injuction to prevent it making a comeback in any form whatsoever.
Unemployed Emma Bradford, from Halifax, said: “There was a time when I loved nothing more than to spend my afternoons watching one of the many documentaries about chimpanzees being inoculated.
“But actually, you know, it’s surprising how interesting a lump of slowly spinning cheddar can be. It’s sort of hypnotic and restful, like the old test card with the girl and the toy clown.
She added: “It’s obviously more entertaining than Denise Welch and, I suspect, does not smell as strongly of cheese.”
UNMISSABLE daytime shows like Bargain Hunt will be replaced by footage of rotating cheese in the government’s latest bid to make work pay.
Work and pensions secretary, Iain Duncan-Smith, said terrestrial television channels will be fined for showing anything other than silent, coldly-lit film of some dairy produce on a spindle between 9am and 5pm.
He added: “Loose Women, Bargain Hunt, films with Ernest Borgnine in – truly daytime television is the manna of the workshy, a rusty nail in the bicycle tyre of UK industry.
“These measures are radical but fair. The rotating cheese will drive ghastly, bloated scum to the job centre while providing more-than-adequate entertainment for pensioners.”
Mr Duncan-Smith made special mention of the quiz show Going For Gold, stressing that if necessary the government would seek a high court injuction to prevent it making a comeback in any form whatsoever.
Unemployed Emma Bradford, from Halifax, said: “There was a time when I loved nothing more than to spend my afternoons watching one of the many documentaries about chimpanzees being inoculated.
“But actually, you know, it’s surprising how interesting a lump of slowly spinning cheddar can be. It’s sort of hypnotic and restful, like the old test card with the girl and the toy clown.
She added: “It’s obviously more entertaining than Denise Welch and, I suspect, does not smell as strongly of cheese.”
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