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PostTans Tache Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:15 am

#GaryMedel once visited the virgin islands, now they are known as the islands
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PostThe Tonker Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:24 am

Vinnie Tans Tache wrote:#GaryMedel once visited the virgin islands, now they are known as the islands
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PostToast Boy Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:26 am

My favourite has been...

"Gary Medel has a grizzly bear rug in his room at home. The bear isn't dead it's just too scared to move."
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PostRhys Mon Aug 12, 2013 6:32 am

Toast Boy wrote:My favourite has been...

"Gary Medel has a grizzly bear rug in his room at home. The bear isn't dead it's just too scared to move."
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Postdavewebber65 Mon Aug 12, 2013 7:36 am

be interesting when he comes up against suarez
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PostSlimfrog's Son™ Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:09 am

He could put in an interesting performance against the Jacks
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PostTans Tache Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:17 am

Cant wait for medel to score winner against jacks
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PostTans Tache Mon Aug 12, 2013 8:58 am

GaryMedel makes onions cry
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PostSlimfrog's Son™ Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:17 am

Gary Medel has no shadow. No shadow is brave enough to follow him.
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PostValley Trash Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:33 am

Viagra takes a Gary Medel when it wants an erection...
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PostValley Trash Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:34 am

Gary Medel has a row of 40 Uncle Sylvests on his chest
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PostValley Trash Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:38 am

Gary Medel was the first choice name of Wills and Kate for their first born... Only because he was he father
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PostSlimfrog's Son™ Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:42 am

When Gary Medel impregnates you, his offspring burst from your chest
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PostValley Trash Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:49 am

The fifth Beatle was....





































Either Pete Best or Stuart Sutcilffe depending on your point of view




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