Last time I ever get the last train to Ponty on a Saturday night.

Oh my god, the sights and states I saw left me considering my very existence. Some woman started talking to me (she claimed to be 19 but I think she was probably pushing 40) about doing the 'squat challenge'; I can only assume she meant squatting on random people's private parts rather than the popular leg-toning exercise. I then had a rather entertaining chat to a middle-aged couple who emerged, together, from the toilet I was standing next to- the thought of what was going on in there makes me want to take my brain out and bludgeon it with a hammer.

Next time we have a meet-up, I'll stay out all night and get the first train home, or crash in the bus station, coz the meth addicts I'd run into would scare me a hell of a lot less.

Fair play Colin, that's commitment to the cause.

"Just staying for a couple of pints lads".

You didn't need much convincing to knock that idea on the head.

G-ster wrote:"Just staying for a couple of pints lads".

You didn't need much convincing to knock that idea on the head.

Nah I know, combination of factors did it for me:
-I won 40 quid off a pound betting on 3 draws
-The missus was away in Longleat
-I needed to drink away the pain of losing in 5 a side
-You were all a good laugh and I didn't want to just f**k off!

I missed my mates dad's 50th at my local but he understood thankfully!

and u learnt rhys plays with his balls whilst cracking one out

Vinnie Tans Red Coat wrote:and u learnt rhys plays with his balls whilst cracking one out

Blue waffle? Rhys' preferred method of fornication? I'm glad Cyncoedslumdog and I left when we did