Modern Agony Aunt Question from the Guardian

Q. "My partner won't use sex toys to pleasure me anally...."

A. "Anal pleasure is indeed common......"

Umm, no.....not in my house it isn't!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/apr/08/partner-refuses-to-anally-pleasure-me

I don't recall Claire Rayner dealing with questions such as this.

Let me get this right. The GUY wants his misses to use HER toys up HIS bottom?

The moderator on the comments section is having a busy time, although this link was provided for reference/amusement.....

http://metro.co.uk/2013/04/09/man-hospitalised-with-live-eel-stuck-up-his-bum-3589255/

I remember a similar one where a bloke reckoned he fell onto his shopping bag and got a ketchup bottle stuck up his arse.

So according to Pamela Stephenson Connolly here I am uncommon.
And there was me thinking I was just a regular Joe for not wanting to shove things up my arse.

It's a different world we live in now gster. A different world. Thatcher wouldn't have had any of it. Dennis would have had to spend a night in the spare room if he tried a stunt like that. nqat

G-ster wrote:The moderator on the comments section is having a busy time, although this link was provided for reference/amusement.....

http://metro.co.uk/2013/04/09/man-hospitalised-with-live-eel-stuck-up-his-bum-3589255/

I remember a similar one where a bloke reckoned he fell onto his shopping bag and got a ketchup bottle stuck up his arse.

Have you got the sauce of the rumour?

Cyncoedslumdog wrote:

G-ster wrote:The moderator on the comments section is having a busy time, although this link was provided for reference/amusement.....

http://metro.co.uk/2013/04/09/man-hospitalised-with-live-eel-stuck-up-his-bum-3589255/

I remember a similar one where a bloke reckoned he fell onto his shopping bag and got a ketchup bottle stuck up his arse.

Have you got the sauce of the rumour?

I bet it was brown.

few years ago there was a news story from new york of a pet hamster ending up there. the two guys in question used an empty toilet roll to facilitate its entry. the guy on the outside as it were lit a match to see if all was okay, unfortunately, the guy on the inside was having a dose of wind and the resulting explosion catipaulted the hamster to the other guys face and he sustained a broken jaw. hence the need for a hospital visit. both were admitted as the guy on the inside sustained internal burns. the poor hamster sustained mortal injuries from the explosion and colision with the guys face. true story

davewebber65 wrote:few years ago there was a news story from new york of a pet hamster ending up there. the two guys in question used an empty toilet roll to facilitate its entry. the guy on the outside as it were lit a match to see if all was okay, unfortunately, the guy on the inside was having a dose of wind and the resulting explosion catipaulted the hamster to the other guys face and he sustained a broken jaw. hence the need for a hospital visit. both were admitted as the guy on the inside sustained internal burns. the poor hamster sustained mortal injuries from the explosion and colision with the guys face. true story

Thats either the most spectacular story I've ever heard, or you just quoted an episode of South Park

it was taken from a week-end heavy, think the sunday times

davewebber65 wrote:it was taken from a week-end heavy, think the sunday times

Come off it DW, now we all now that you made that up. Who on this board thinks that DW reads 'The Times"?

lottydottyblue wrote:

davewebber65 wrote:it was taken from a week-end heavy, think the sunday times

Come off it DW, now we all now that you made that up. Who on this board thinks that DW reads 'The Times"?

Fair play.

You've definitely made my inner scientist come out anyway DW, as my A level physics background leads me to believe a hamster catapulted out if a mans rectum wouldn't have enough force to break a mans jaw. My critical points -

1 - the, ahem, diameter of the 'cannon'. It would be far too tight to ensure a smooth release and the cylindrical shape of a hamster wouldn't travel through it efficiently either. More likely to just fall out of the end.
2- does human wind even have enough of a thrust when lit to provide any sort of cannon like effect?

If a volunteer (preferably one that owns a hamster) can follow me, ill give the results of my experiments tomorrow.