Jim'll Paint It

Someone sent me this link to a nutjob that will create your suggestions for scenes/scenarios in MS Paint.

http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/

Example......

Dear Jim,

Please paint me the brave little toaster (from the children’s animation film) in bed with two slim sexy soldiers (the bread type), smoking a cigar with used pop tart wrappers strewn across the floor and an empty tub of ‘I cant believe its not butter’ on the side. To the side of the room, an egg has walked in to find the scene and has spurted his yolk everywhere in anger, as the soldiers are HIS bitches. Also note he has matching Marmite curtains and bedsheets with slogan, keeping toast filthy since 1914!

Thanks,

lgh87

This guy is a genius

Dear Jim,
Please can you paint Cardiff City captain Mark Hudson receiving the 2013 FL Championship winner’s trophy, whilst in the background a bald man in his mid-forties is set-upon by some angry tarantulas who have got sick of his whining face resembling someone who has been licking piss from a stinging nettle for the past 8 months.
Thanks v. much
G-ster
Cardiff

G-ster wrote:Dear Jim,
Please can you paint Cardiff City captain Mark Hudson receiving the 2013 FL Championship winner’s trophy, whilst in the background a bald man in his mid-forties is set-upon by some angry tarantulas who have got sick of his whining face resembling someone who has been licking piss from a stinging nettle for the past 8 months.
Thanks v. much
G-ster
Cardiff

I don't like Greg Wallace either but just because he's on Masterchef everyday doesn't mean he deserves such a horrific death does it?

Slumdog's Son™ wrote:

G-ster wrote:Dear Jim,
Please can you paint Cardiff City captain Mark Hudson receiving the 2013 FL Championship winner’s trophy, whilst in the background a bald man in his mid-forties is set-upon by some angry tarantulas who have got sick of his whining face resembling someone who has been licking piss from a stinging nettle for the past 8 months.
Thanks v. much
G-ster
Cardiff

I don't like Greg Wallace either but just because he's on Masterchef everyday doesn't mean he deserves such a horrific death does it?

Ok he does deserve a horrific death

Slumdog's Son™ wrote:

G-ster wrote:Dear Jim,
Please can you paint Cardiff City captain Mark Hudson receiving the 2013 FL Championship winner’s trophy, whilst in the background a bald man in his mid-forties is set-upon by some angry tarantulas who have got sick of his whining face resembling someone who has been licking piss from a stinging nettle for the past 8 months.
Thanks v. much
G-ster
Cardiff

I don't like Greg Wallace either but just because he's on Masterchef everyday doesn't mean he deserves such a horrific death does it?

Yeah, he can have death by spiders too.
Fussy kent, there are people starving in the world and he's moaning that the pasta isn't al dente.

G-ster wrote:

Slumdog's Son™ wrote:

G-ster wrote:Dear Jim,
Please can you paint Cardiff City captain Mark Hudson receiving the 2013 FL Championship winner’s trophy, whilst in the background a bald man in his mid-forties is set-upon by some angry tarantulas who have got sick of his whining face resembling someone who has been licking piss from a stinging nettle for the past 8 months.
Thanks v. much
G-ster
Cardiff

I don't like Greg Wallace either but just because he's on Masterchef everyday doesn't mean he deserves such a horrific death does it?

Yeah, he can have death by spiders too.
Fussy kent, there are people starving in the world and he's moaning that the pasta isn't al dente.

I liked Masterchef until it became apparent that it was outrageously scripted and over dramatised.

Slumdog's Son wrote:

G-ster wrote:

Slumdog's Son wrote:

G-ster wrote:Dear Jim,
Please can you paint Cardiff City captain Mark Hudson receiving the 2013 FL Championship winner’s trophy, whilst in the background a bald man in his mid-forties is set-upon by some angry tarantulas who have got sick of his whining face resembling someone who has been licking piss from a stinging nettle for the past 8 months.
Thanks v. much
G-ster
Cardiff

I don't like Greg Wallace either but just because he's on Masterchef everyday doesn't mean he deserves such a horrific death does it?

Yeah, he can have death by spiders too.
Fussy kent, there are people starving in the world and he's moaning that the pasta isn't al dente.

I liked Masterchef until it became apparent that it was outrageously scripted and over dramatised.

It’s turning everyone into a food critic.
My 4 year-old son has goaded me about my inability to deliver strong flavours.

G-ster wrote:

Slumdog's Son wrote:

G-ster wrote:

Slumdog's Son wrote:

G-ster wrote:Dear Jim,
Please can you paint Cardiff City captain Mark Hudson receiving the 2013 FL Championship winner’s trophy, whilst in the background a bald man in his mid-forties is set-upon by some angry tarantulas who have got sick of his whining face resembling someone who has been licking piss from a stinging nettle for the past 8 months.
Thanks v. much
G-ster
Cardiff

I don't like Greg Wallace either but just because he's on Masterchef everyday doesn't mean he deserves such a horrific death does it?

Yeah, he can have death by spiders too.
Fussy kent, there are people starving in the world and he's moaning that the pasta isn't al dente.

I liked Masterchef until it became apparent that it was outrageously scripted and over dramatised.

It’s turning everyone into a food critic.
My 4 year-old son has goaded me about my inability to deliver strong flavours.

Just wait until you're cooking one day and he walks into the kitchen and shouts "you have THREE minutes remaining" before shooting one of his mates a look that says

G-ster wrote:Someone sent me this link to a nutjob that will create your suggestions for scenes/scenarios in MS Paint.

http://jimllpaintit.tumblr.com/

Example......

Dear Jim,

Please paint me the brave little toaster (from the children’s animation film) in bed with two slim sexy soldiers (the bread type), smoking a cigar with used pop tart wrappers strewn across the floor and an empty tub of ‘I cant believe its not butter’ on the side. To the side of the room, an egg has walked in to find the scene and has spurted his yolk everywhere in anger, as the soldiers are HIS bitches. Also note he has matching Marmite curtains and bedsheets with slogan, keeping toast filthy since 1914!

Thanks,

lgh87

Dear Jim,

I like turtles

Ta

G-ster wrote:Dear Jim,

Please paint me Roy Walker, from Catchphrase, drawing Mr Chips ‘like one of his French girls’.

Thanks,

Scott Morgan

This guy should get onto fiverr...he would make a killing