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PostToast Boy Sun Nov 18, 2012 8:58 am

Saw a catalogue for Firebox today which had some crazy things to buy that you never realised you wanted or needed before.

A few of my personal favourites:

Glow In The Dark Loo Roll

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

BBQ Donut Boat
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PostValley Trash Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:13 am

Toast Boy wrote:Saw a catalogue for Firebox today which had some crazy things to buy that you never realised you wanted or needed before.

A few of my personal favourites:

Glow In The Dark Loo Roll

Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

BBQ Donut Boat

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I do find touching my genitals is quite a purposeful act which would require toilet roll / curtain / sports sock rather than a hand sanitiser Mad Gifts 692773407


However I am in for a barbecue donut... It's just the cash / proximity to water in Leckwith thing is slightly is a barrier to realising this particular dream
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PostToast Boy Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:50 am

The Donut Boat is a little out of my price range too. Maybe i should set my sights a little lower.

http://www.firebox.com/product/2351/s**t-Box
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PostG-ster Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:25 pm

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PostValley Trash Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:36 pm



Meh.... I've already got one... I think its in the garage behind the Christmas decorations...
I also have a Tracey island... proper one mind you... not that Blue Peter toilet roll and tin foil tat
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PostG-ster Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:42 pm

£70k and flux capacitor not included - booooooo!

http://www.firebox.com/product/4907/Electric-DeLorean-DMCEV
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PostValley Trash Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:50 pm

G-ster wrote:£70k and flux capacitor not included - booooooo!

http://www.firebox.com/product/4907/Electric-DeLorean-DMCEV

Great Scott! Perverts will soon savour the reality of going back in time to have a crack at their Mams coat Not my idea a plot line (sort of) from one of the sequels as I remember Mad Gifts 692773407
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PostThe Tonker Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:50 pm

http://www.firebox.com/product/5337/Evil-Hot-Gummi-Bears
Are they evil because they're hot? Or hot because they're evil?
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PostThe Tonker Sun Nov 18, 2012 9:54 pm

I love this - four different sorts, grind, smudge, splotch and twist. And you can unzip to release the guts. Hours of fun.
http://www.firebox.com/product/3916/Road-Kill-Toys
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