Hilarious spike in visitors

[RhysGlobal Superstar]

On Tuesday and Wednesday, we experienced a serious spike in visitors....





from people from all over the world....





I wondered to myself 'Why? Why are people from all over the world now interested in Cardiff City FC?'


So I did a bit of digging, and this is why.




Mila Kunis. Lol.

It is because of this thread from GLOVES - http://www.redbluebirds.com/t640-am-i-allowed-to-post-this-nude-picture-of-mila-kunis-or-will-i-be-banned?highlight=mila+kunis


Apparently, Google has picked this up and we were near the top of the listings for a while.



Truly bizarre. The last time this happened was for the search term 'Kate's Breasts'.

[JBClub Legend]

[Arkay DubyaGlobal Superstar]

Holy Aniston's Vajayjay! I think we're onto something...

[Valley TrashGlobal Superstar]

It's good to see that RBMB attracts perverts internationally

Let's give it a go... Cheryl Cole's Growler

[JBClub Legend]

Lets really test the water.

One Night In Paris I saw Kim Kardashian and Ray J perform and after that Tulisa turned up and got involved too.

[RhysGlobal Superstar]

We will have to wait a while I think - GLOVES's original Mila kunis thread was from back in July.

[Tyrion TannisterGlobal Superstar]

Well there we have it - gloves is a business genius. Im going to take my gloves inspired business plan to Vincent Tan straight away. Drop the red rebrand stuff, it's too controversial. Instead, the easiest way to gather international followers of club is to cover everything, and I mean everything, in celebrity porn. I'm talking the club website having its own youporn sidebar, the players shirts decorated with such recognisable faces as Kim Kardashian and Cheryl Cole ( all in unusual situations, obviously). And most importantly, the front of the stadium should simply be a massive pair of breasts.

Quite simple, really.

[RhysGlobal Superstar]

Well there we have it - gloves is a business genius. Im going to take my gloves inspired business plan to Vincent Tan straight away. Drop the red rebrand stuff, it's too controversial. Instead, the easiest way to gather international followers of club is to cover everything, and I mean everything, in celebrity porn. I'm talking the club website having its own youporn sidebar, the players shirts decorated with such recognisable faces as Kim Kardashian and Cheryl Cole ( all in unusual situations, obviously). And most importantly, the front of the stadium should simply be a massive pair of breasts.

Quite simple, really.

That should even win KCB around.

[*** G L O V E S ***National Legend]

So will you be paying me in cash? £2,500 should cover the traffic I've brought in to the site.

[RhysGlobal Superstar]

So will you be paying me in cash? £2,500 should cover the traffic I've brought in to the site.

I think you should sell your 'traffic boost; system online for a small fee. "Boost the traffic to your site with my unique system!"

I'm afraid there was no financial benefit from this at all. sadly.

[Valley TrashGlobal Superstar]

Well there we have it - gloves is a business genius. Im going to take my gloves inspired business plan to Vincent Tan straight away. Drop the red rebrand stuff, it's too controversial. Instead, the easiest way to gather international followers of club is to cover everything, and I mean everything, in celebrity porn. I'm talking the club website having its own youporn sidebar, the players shirts decorated with such recognisable faces as Kim Kardashian and Cheryl Cole ( all in unusual situations, obviously). And most importantly, the front of the stadium should simply be a massive pair of breasts.

Quite simple, really.

Red of all people you should know that this has already been tried...and yes it does attract a high proportion of perverts and deviants

[Valley TrashGlobal Superstar]

Well there we have it - gloves is a business genius. Im going to take my gloves inspired business plan to Vincent Tan straight away. Drop the red rebrand stuff, it's too controversial. Instead, the easiest way to gather international followers of club is to cover everything, and I mean everything, in celebrity porn. I'm talking the club website having its own youporn sidebar, the players shirts decorated with such recognisable faces as Kim Kardashian and Cheryl Cole ( all in unusual situations, obviously). And most importantly, the front of the stadium should simply be a massive pair of breasts.

Quite simple, really.

What exactly are you trying to say about Mason and Gunnar

[RhysGlobal Superstar]

Well there we have it - gloves is a business genius. Im going to take my gloves inspired business plan to Vincent Tan straight away. Drop the red rebrand stuff, it's too controversial. Instead, the easiest way to gather international followers of club is to cover everything, and I mean everything, in celebrity porn. I'm talking the club website having its own youporn sidebar, the players shirts decorated with such recognisable faces as Kim Kardashian and Cheryl Cole ( all in unusual situations, obviously). And most importantly, the front of the stadium should simply be a massive pair of breasts.

Quite simple, really.

What exactly are you trying to say about Mason and Gunnar

[RhysGlobal Superstar]

Bit more digging and it appears that 2.82k people have found this forum through this thread in the last month.

http://www.redbluebirds.com/t2302-most-beautiful-women-in-the-world?highlight=beautiful


Simply unbelievable

[Arkay DubyaGlobal Superstar]

How many of them can we convert to the most beautiful team in the world (in red)? Even a 1% success rate here would be something.

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