The 'What does Arkay do for a job?' Thread
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This man works and strange hours, it's an office job, and appears to be quiet boring for him.
Any guesses? No telling Arkay!
My guesses are:
postal room sorter
hotel concierge/reception/night porter
security/watchman
mcdonalds
(courtesy of yahoo questions)
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Ballerina, death camp commandant or musical boon operator or something... I can't quite remember... Although he did confess to cleaning strip joints at one point
Valley Trash wrote:Ballerina, death camp commandant or musical boon operator or something... I can't quite remember... Although he did confess to cleaning strip joints at one point
Yes, with my tongue.
Keep going fellas. There's a clue in the other thread...
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trainspotter?
grave robber?
corner shop worker?
grave robber?
corner shop worker?
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You're Chris Morris
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You're some sort of financier.... Perhaps a bird financier
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Arkay v2.0 wrote:Valley Trash wrote:Ballerina, death camp commandant or musical boon operator or something... I can't quite remember... Although he did confess to cleaning strip joints at one point
Yes, with my tongue.
Keep going fellas. There's a clue in the other thread...
Cleaning strippers with tongue = Good thing
Cleaning strip joints with tongue = Very, very, VERY bad thing... the floor is a patchwork quilt of misery (blood, sweat and baby gravy)
Valley Trash wrote:Arkay v2.0 wrote:Valley Trash wrote:Ballerina, death camp commandant or musical boon operator or something... I can't quite remember... Although he did confess to cleaning strip joints at one point
Yes, with my tongue.
Keep going fellas. There's a clue in the other thread...
Cleaning strippers with tongue = Good thing
Cleaning strip joints with tongue = Very, very, VERY bad thing... the floor is a patchwork quilt of misery (blood, sweat and baby gravy)
Nothing a swig of bleach and a pack of polo mints can't fix.
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Is he a henchman for a super villain? In bond films they quite often sit in giant underground bases looking at screens waiting for MI6/CIA personnel to arrive?
Yes, I'm a Temp in an Evil Villain's lair. There's not much career progression as most staff aren't expected to live very long but the pay is good, I get to carry a gun and ride an underwater submarine to work. So, it evens itself out.
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Do you have to wear a boiler suit? And do you often tell captives what your organisation is doing on the basis that they will die soon anyway?
Of course! Also, during the job induction we were told to always leave the cell door keys within easy reach of the prisoners and that when firing a gun, taking cover is not necessary.
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Arkay v2.0 wrote:Valley Trash wrote:Arkay v2.0 wrote:Valley Trash wrote:Ballerina, death camp commandant or musical boon operator or something... I can't quite remember... Although he did confess to cleaning strip joints at one point
Yes, with my tongue.
Keep going fellas. There's a clue in the other thread...
Cleaning strippers with tongue = Good thing
Cleaning strip joints with tongue = Very, very, VERY bad thing... the floor is a patchwork quilt of misery (blood, sweat and baby gravy)
Nothing a swig of bleach and a pack of polo mints can't fix.
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You didn't work for Drax Industries did you? On a moonraker shuttle? I think I might have worked with you! I was in the 'Expendable' section. You may not remember me because I was called 'Burly Guard 3'.
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