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- Arkay Dubya
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Arkay Dubya Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:18 pm
...and it says you can ask any ONE question about the universe and it will give you the answer.
What would you ask?
What would you ask?
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Judge dRed Wed Aug 08, 2012 9:50 pm
what would Arkay v2.0 ask if he met an alien who said you can ask any ONE question about the universe and it will give you the answer.
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Rhys Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:26 pm
Will there ever be a boy born...that will swim faster than a shark?
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Arkay Dubya Wed Aug 08, 2012 10:32 pm
Arkay v2.0 would ask who actually was Jack the Ripper. It's always bothered me.
If Arkay v2.0 got a second question he would ask for an upgrade to v3.0 (so he could finally get those Speedy Gonzalez legs he's always craved)
If Arkay v2.0 got a second question he would ask for an upgrade to v3.0 (so he could finally get those Speedy Gonzalez legs he's always craved)
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Colonel Cardiffi Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:17 pm
Rhys wrote:
Will there ever be a boy born...that will swim faster than a shark?
How can I kill a tiger armed only with a biro?- RhysGlobal Superstar
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Rhys Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:21 pm
Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Rhys wrote:
Will there ever be a boy born...that will swim faster than a shark?
If I crash land in the jungle can I survive by eating my own shoes?
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The Tonker Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:23 pm
Use your biro to draw a bow, then T-W-A-N-G, right between the eyes!Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Rhys wrote:
Will there ever be a boy born...that will swim faster than a shark?
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JB Wed Aug 08, 2012 11:38 pm
Is Piers Morgan the lovechild of ET and his mrs?
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Arkay Dubya Thu Aug 09, 2012 1:02 am
Rhys wrote:Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Rhys wrote:
Will there ever be a boy born...that will swim faster than a shark?
If I crash land in the jungle can I survive by eating my own shoes?
The cheese on my shoes would be enough for a dinner party buffet
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Valley Trash Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:10 am
What is the air speed velocity of an unladden swallow?
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Phil Blue/Red Thu Aug 09, 2012 5:34 am
Why is Carl called Ankles and not Feet?
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Valley Trash Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:17 am
Phil Blue/Red wrote:Why is Carl called Ankles and not Feet?
Or toenails
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Colonel Cardiffi Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:21 am
Valley Trash wrote:What is the air speed velocity of an unladden swallow?
African or European?
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Arkay Dubya Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:32 am
Colonel Cardiffi wrote:Valley Trash wrote:What is the air speed velocity of an unladden swallow?
African or European?
Well, I don't know thaaaaaaaaiiiiieeeeeeee!
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Valley Trash Thu Aug 09, 2012 6:36 am
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